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George The Editor Badger

 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with us badgers, as we are rather nice fellows. I used to know this brain surgeon badger and he could drink any one of us under the table with ease (I have had many a vodka drinking contest with with my badger mates... or was I just completely drunk?) anyway... ooops! losing track a bit there wasn't I. Scroll down the page to see who is having their name abused this week and don't forget to check out the "how is the badger baiter to die this week" section. ENJOY!

Cheers Then ! - George

This week we had a rather hard time thinking up a suitable punishment for the old badger baiters, but we came up with this... buy yourself a large bucket of industrial superglue and a badger costume. Dig a tunnel in the woods lined with the now superglue filled costume and erect a sign reading "Get your badgers down here". The badger baiter will crawl into the tunnel only to find there are no badgers... on crawling out of the tunnel he will be firmly glued into the costume at which point his dogs will eat him thinking he is a badger!

Dennis and Marge the Badgers at home

Here Marge, there's a load of strange people trying to look in our sett again.

So there is Dennis

Roger the Badger in the bathroom

Excuse me, I'm trying to take a leak!

Click here for a link to my brothers site at www.boy-badger.co.uk also don't forget to have a look at the Binfield Badger Groups website if you love us badgers and our safety at www.binfieldbadgergroup.freeserve.co.uk

 

For anagram fun go to www.anagramgenius.com

..And finally... when i was but a mere teenage badger I remember watching Hong Kong Phooey

I recently came across this site where you can see more of Hong Kong Phooey and even download the theme tune

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